Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Keith Olbermann's Perversions and the Burden of Proof

On January 18th, crack MSNBC newsman Keith Olbermann analyzed the close Massachusetts Senate race with a concise summary of the policy issues at stake.

In short, in Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees. In any other time in our history, this man would have been laughed off the stage as an unqualified and a disaster in the making by the most conservative of conservatives. Instead, the commonwealth of Massachusetts is close to sending this bad joke to the Senate of the United States.

On January 19th, expert MSNBC anchorman Keith Olbermann offered a retrospective analysis of the Massachusetts Senate race with a plainly-stated, even-handed review of the policy issues.

In Senator-Elect Brown, we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, sexist, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees.

And if he, or you, don't like that characterization, my answer to you is simple: disprove it.

Because he... .hasn't.

On January 20th, Global News Service editor-in-chief Simon Criswell responded to Olbermann's attacks.

In MSNBC newsman Edward R. Olbermann, we have an irresponsible, bloviating, reactionary, sexist, please-lord-no-nude-posing, pudding-sucking, strap-on-using, garlic-breathed wearer of women's underwear who demeans politicians with whom he disagrees.

And if he, or you, don't like that characterization, my answer to you is simple: disprove it.

B***ches.

Olbermann was unavailable for comment at press time, reportedly because he was on a shopping junket for Perfect Pair Breast Enhancers and a rare Kochi the Anime Doll.


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4 comments:

pat said...

Olbermann does nor know how to drive a car. True. It is that truck that gets his hormones all worked up. He wants to be paddled by Brown in the back of that big black pickup truck.

richard mcenroe said...

Olbermann is notoriously sexually inadequate. This is by the testimony of more than one woman he has tried to perform with.

Does HE want us to prove it?

L.N. Smithee said...

Hey, if Scott Brown really is "irresponsible" and "supports violence against women," is there anyone who was better equipped to replace Uncle Teddy, who drove (presumably drunk) off of a bridge at night with an inconvenient ingenue in the passenger seat, left her to drown, and disappeared until the next morning?

dave in boca said...

What Smithee said.....

Also, watching the second spewfest from Olberboy's mouth AFTER the win, the shortest-dick-champion mnsbc bookend lied openly about an incident in which he said Scott agreed with a heckler who thought Coakley should have a hot curling iron shoved up her butt. In real life, Brown only made a momentary facial tic, but Odorboy has phantasmed a long response uttered by Scott [lifted from another part of the speech perhaps?] which seems to indicate agreement that, indeed, a curling iron should be employed.

That this egregious grad of ESPN, fired because shunned by the rest of the staff there save Dan Patrick, who saved his ass with NBC and brought his obnoxious lies to Zucker, the genius who is helping Immelt destroy NBC Universal.

Zucker and Maddow are representative specimens of the sport-of-nature outliers Darwin wrote about.