Thursday, December 18, 2014

HISTORICAL TIMELINE: The Bush Royal Family

The true history of the reign of the Bush Dynastic Clan, as transcribed by the Official Historian, Sir Octavius Whitmore Darius Bush IV, Esq.

  • 1988-1992 George Herbert Walker Bush: Bush the First
  • 1992-2000: Age of the Usurper
  • 2000-2008 George Walker Bush: Bush the Younger
  • 2008-2016: Age of the Usurper
  • 2016-2024 John Ellis "Jeb" Bush: Bush the Second
  • 2024-2032 William Jefferson Bush: Bush the Elder
  • 2032-2040 Augustus Herbert Bush: The Great and Powerful Bush
  • 2040-2048 James Tiberius Bush: His Eminence
  • 2048-2073 Caesar Octavius Bush: His Majesty Caesar the First
  • 2073-2073 George Caligula Bush: Bush the Mad, assassinated by his brother, Romulus
  • 2073-2074 Hillary Rodham Bush: Bush the Pantsuited
  • 2074-2083 Titus Rove Bush: Bush the Crony
  • 2083-2090 Malik Obama Bush: Emperor Bush I
  • 2090-2091 Carlos Hernandez Bush: First Lord of Aztlan
Note: after the reign of the First Lord of Aztlan, all subsequent years are renumbered starting with year zero and suffixed with "YA" (Year of Aztlan).
  • 0 YA-11 YA Vladimir Lenin Bush: Czar Bush the Mighty
  • 11 YA-current Kim Jong-Bush: Dear Leader
Additional note: Dear Leader is a deity and, as such, can never be replaced.



Certified by the Official Historian of the DPRA
Sir Octavius Whitmore Darius Bush IV, Esq.
The Democratic People's Republic of Aztlan

3 comments:

carlito said...

Doug, it started even earlier in history. George HW Bush's father, Prescott Bush, was a Senator from Connecticut in the Fifties and early Sixties.

Anonymous said...

Any more shrubbery, and we'll have a primeval forest.

Francis W. Porretto said...

The last nine GOP presidential tickets:
1980: Reagan-Bush
1984: Reagan-Bush
1988: Bush-Quayle
1992: Bush-Quayle
1996: Dole-Kemp
2000: Bush-Cheney
2004: Bush-Cheney
2008: McCain-Palin
2012: Romney-Ryan

And we might soon face a tenth ticket with a Bush on it. Does it sound to you as if a single family just might have undue influence over the Republican Party?